How to have secret affairs?
How much is an evening of pleasure worth to you? More than your marriage? Probably not. That doesn’t mean you can’t or shouldn’t go out and hookup with random women. But you had better be careful or your wife will find out. We need to stress the importance of paying close attention to everything you do. One little slip up could cost you your marriage. Men get caught having an affair because they make one of these 3 mistakes…
- Careless use of SMS and cell phone call logs
- Pay for the affair with a shared credit card
- Don’t delete IM chat history
Women are very sneaky and untrusting. They also have a great sense for knowing when their husband is up to something. If they think you might be sleeping around, they’re going to start paying attention to every step you make. They’ll go through your SMS, Instant Message and call logs. And you better believe they’re going to go through your bank statements to see if there are any suspicious transactions on there.<
If everything checks out fine and she doesn’t find anything, you’re in the clear. She’ll be pleasantly surprised and will believe she was wrong in assuming you were having an affair. Most men make one of the above mistakes. And women know this. Men are horrible at hiding things. Women know to search through IM, SMS, phone call, and bank logs to prove he’s been having an affair. It’s your responsibility to have an affair without getting caught by following this affair strategy…
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THE ONLY TESTED Affair Strategy That Guarantees YOUR SPOUSE Will Never Find Out
Now that you know of the 3 mistakes men make, we’re going to cover strategies to avoid making them. Before we go any further, you should start paying attention to everything you do – even things completely unrelated to your affair. You need to get into the habit of always being aware of what you’re doing and of your surroundings. Who is watching you when you do a certain activity? Who will find out about what you’re doing? If you’re doing something you don’t want others to find out about, what precautions will you take to ensure no one knows about it?
These are the types of questions you should ask yourself before doing anything related to having an affair. Is your wife nearby while you’re texting? If so, what are you going to do to prevent her from seeing the messages?
Another example is when you meet a woman online, what are you going to do to make sure no one (not just your wife, your friends shouldn’t even know) knows about the meeting or catches you in the act? Will you go to a bar where someone you know could be at? How are you going to pay for the drinks, the hotel room, and anything else? Will you be using your normal bank card? If you do, how often and intently does your wife look over your bank statements? If you’re going to pay with cash, how will you explain to your wife why you have less money on hand than you did prior to the last time you saw her?
The biggest mistake men make is to not ask themselves these questions. They just see a hot piece of ass, get excited because they know they’re about to fuck her, and don’t think about what’s going to happen if they aren’t careful. Having some great sex is fun, but it’s not worth ruining your marriage over. The good news is you can have a great sex life without ruining your marriage. All you have to do is follow these steps…
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SMS and Call Log Deletion: Every phone is different so we advise you Google “Deleting SMS and Call logs from (insert phone name)” if you don’t already know how to. Every time you chat via text or call, delete the message. If your wife sees a number she’s not familiar with on your phone, you’re going to have to come up with an excuse as to whom it was. Toavoid getting caught, tell your fling to never call or text you until you’ve given her the indication it’s safe to contact you first. You can do that via Instant Message, which brings us to our next affair tips…
Instant Message Deletion: GoogleTalk, Yahoo! Messenger, MSN, and AIM are all very popular ways to communicate. We feel this is a better way to chat with a woman than text because it’s more difficult for your wife to access your IM chat logs. After every communication between your fling, delete the chat log. It’s easy to do and you’d have to be a complete fucking moron to not be able to figure it out. When the messenger platform asks if you’d like to “save username and password”, never check the box. This should be obvious but men still make this mistake. Either he’s an idiot or is being careless.
Paying For Your Affair: We aren’t suggesting you get a hooker! But having an affair does come with a price. Well, it comes with a price in two ways if you’re not careful! Basically, your wife should never see anything on your bank statement that would make her question whether or not you spent the money on some ho. Married men don’t just randomly stay a night at the local Days Inn. This expense should NEVER show up on your credit card. Also, she knows when you’re going out to the bar with your friends. She’ll remember the date. So if there is a purchase at the local pub on a date you weren’t out with friends, your ass is in trouble. So here’s what you’re going to do…
- Get a pre-paid debit card and hide it from your wife. By “hide it”, I don’t mean under the bed. I mean locked away in some obscure place that only you would ever see.
- Don’t load the pre-paid card with too much money. It will look suspicious if you have a large sum of money missing from your bank account. Load just enough for each time you go out to get laid.
- Always put the card back in the spot you’re hiding it in. ALWAYS! Don’t put it in your wallet and forget about it. You never know when she’s going to snoop through your wallet one night after you’re asleep.